May 2012
Swan Queen Fanfic: Payment in Full (1/2)
exquisitliltart:
Title: Payment in Full (1/2)
Pairing: Regina/Emma Rating: NC-17, (First chapter isn’t too smutty yet)
Disclaimer: These characters are not my creative property
Summary: Something smutty: sex with the babysitter.
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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
poppy-lockstockings:
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
When I start talking about my obsessions:
sodamnrelatable:
My parents:
People at school:
My friends:
People on tumblr:
via sodamnrelatable
time and crayons: somethingtoavenge: sometimes... →
debtsandredledgers:
somethingtoavenge:
sometimes I’ll be sitting here and it’ll just hit me:
The Avengers was made by Joss Whedon.
#like omfg #that movie that broke all those box office records and is one of the greatest movies ever made #IT WAS MADE BY THE SAME GUY WHO HAD A SHOW…
LAID (Part I) - (OUAT/SwanQueen)
fantasticfiction:
Fandom: Once Upon a Time Pairing: Emma Swan/Regina Mills (Swan Queen) Rating: Mature (M) Summary: Emma’s main intention was to get laid, but when she finds herself tangled up in Regina’s dirty sheets they both become consumed by their volatile relationship, and the reaping obsessive addiction that soon follows; the addiction of love. Word Count: 717
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store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
wearethegreatestpretenders asked: Swan Queen
Send me a ship and I'll respond with a gif.
stilettomefabulous: